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By Adam Lewis Schroeder

When widowed father and alternative instructor Peter Giller leads an eleventh-grade classification on a box journey to a plastics manufacturing unit, he thinks the worst which can occur is that the father or mother volunteers won’t appear (they don’t), the children could be impolite (they are) or the loose lunch might be negative (it is).

A leaking pipe sprays Peter and the scholars with a mysterious red goo and “the worst that can occur” spikes from inconvenient to catastrophic. at the start, the goo’s unusual unwanted side effects are light: short-temperedness, sawdust-scented B.O. and an unquenchable longing for bacon. Then issues get spooky: Peter’s hands commence falling off, his scholars overlook the best way to learn, not anyone has to pee—ever—and empathy for human ache plummets, particularly if an individual will get among them and their bacon.

Peter can’t work out what’s happening—surely he’s now not a zombie? At no time in any motion picture does a zombie force a motor vehicle and expect his reattached arms the ways that he's not a zombie, and besides, he craves bacon, no longer brains. yet basic humans don’t placed their our bodies again including staple weapons and thumb tacks, or think of biting off ears. Peter’s certainly now not healthy to be round his young children, and his partner's mother “temporarily” adopts them.

Peter’s little ones are all he has left, and he’ll do something to be with them back. He races around the kingdom in a stolen ambulance to stand down pinstriped bureaucrats, affectionate farm-girls and monsters plucked from mythology in his look for the cure—if it exists—to his frightening situation. All-Day Breakfast will fulfill all appetites for the visceral, the violent and hilarious.

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