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By Mika Oehling

Gordie Howard is a customary Canadian great man whose passions in existence heart on beer and the good video game of hockey. Trapped in a role he hates and totally witless in love, his maximum joys are present in the bleachers, at the sidelines, or mystified in an armchair. yet Gordie’s earlier errors are lurking within the shadows—ready to hang-out him.

Gordie sees himself as a beer-swilling activities fan who really salivates whilst the siren is going off for puck and is aware his gamers’ stats larger than he is familiar with the names of his ex-girlfriends. After his most up-to-date love curiosity leaves him, Gordie turns into swept up within the frenzy of the Cup Run of his favourite group. but if new neighbors input his existence, Gordie starts off to query his choices—and his paintings lifestyles takes a shocking flip. via puck drops, nights with the men, uninteresting employees conferences, and awkward family members dinners, Gordie struggles to discover his personal model of happiness.

In this bright story, Gordie needs to discover ways to depend upon the assistance from a band of colourful pals, a number of bottles of tequila, and eighty-two typical season video games with the intention to triumph over his fears and locate his actual goal in life.

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